Restore Personal Comfort

There's a new phrase that's hit our household. Hubby brought it home from work. I have to say it's pretty ingenious. It replaces: "taking a dump", "going to ponder" and all those other phrases we can think of that refer to bowel movements*. 

Now I hear, "Restore Personal Comfort". I think I like it. It doesn't bring to mind the imagery of the former phrases. Call me a prude. I don't want to know what you're doing in the loo. Just go. And come back.

*The phrases that just make us cringe. Or maybe just me.